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In pulpits, in pulpits
They can preach naked from the waist downwards
In cloisters, they can smack each other’s arses.
These be ecclesiastical perks
These be ecclesiastical perks.
Cheap flagstones, cheap flagstones
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay.
Wet sponges-at the summer fair -shall miss me.
These be ecclesiastical perks
These be ecclesiastical perks.
Rumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round
to Archie’s house: Archie, people are saying you haven’t got
any. What am I supposed to do? You know the situation.
Reverend, come sit down.
For you there is always some. How much do you need?
(instr) C G7 C G7 C Am F G7
I’m gonna bottle up my love and shake it up and down
And spray it all over Jesus.
Near Fakenham; joke breasts on; no seatbelt; nice policeman
Fierce Panda; all-nighter; fee no pay; hey hey hey hey hey
These be ohhhhhhhh
These be ohhhhhhhh
These be.