Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/
Track: Corgi Registered Friends
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed
INTRO
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VERSE 1
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In the kingdom of the blind
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It's said the one-eyed man is king
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And in the kindom of the bland
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It's 9 o'clock on ITV
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I believe I've seen holograms
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With more substance than you
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Automatic doors
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They don't open for you
CHORUS
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
You meet up on a Monday with your Corgi registered friends
VERSE 2
You call Glastonbury 'Glasto'
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You'd like to go there one day
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When they've put up the gun towers
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To keep the hippies away
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December sees Kitzbuhel
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Clad in Lowe Alpine
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Your children are painfully soulless
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Ralph's in Brize Norton
CHORUS
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
Doing Del Boy impressions with your Corgi registered friends
WHISTLE SOLO
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GUITAR SOLO
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VERSE 2
For sale: gym equipment
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But now your jeans are too tight
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Amanda Burton on autopilot
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Is all you need each night
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I wear a tolerance robe
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I have the patience of Job
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But when I hear you wife's silly giggling
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At Ann Summers parties
CHORUS
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
Going to medieval banquets with your Corgi registered friends
CODA
Stick this in your Volvo
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