If you just want to play this on an acoustic with open chords, here they are.
Capo 1st fret, standard tuning
e
D* - (10 12 12 11 10 10)
A* - (5 7 7 6 5 5)
Bm*- (7 9 9 7 7 7)
Chords relative to capo
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
(D*)
Am I just stoned?
Riff: D* A* Bm* A* x2
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
(D*)
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya
Riff: D* A* Bm* A* x4
Grasping to control
N.C. (D)
So I better hold on
x2
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
(D)
Am I just stoned?
x 4