[The Myspace Song by Good Clean Fun]
{Capo on 1st Fret}
[VERSE I]
Paula came from DC,
She was a whole lot like me,
She grew up on star wars
We went to shows in the park,
Professed our love in the dark,
Roadtrips and hardcore
It was according to plan,
We were like Lloyd and Diane,
Two hearts in the same place
Then you know what she did,
She met an internet kid,
They fell in love on MySpace
[CHORUS I]
I know that websites don't kill,
But sometimes they will
Sometimes they will break hearts
I know that I'm an adult,
But Tom it's your fault
You created a monster
C [let ring during drum-only section]
[VERSE II]
Dave didn't know what to do,
Yeah he was Tom's victim too,
Sheila left him last week
Now he is all doom and gloom,
He won't come out of his room,
The Neighbors hear Morrissey
Heartbreak has its appeal,
I know how emo kids feel,
But that is not for me
I wrote one sad quiet song,
And we can all sing along,
But we will stay posi
[CHORUS II]
I know that websites don't kill,
But sometimes they will
Sometimes they will break hearts
I know that I'm an adult,
But Tom it's your fault
You created a monster
[BRIDGE]
Now he sits in the darkness as events reoccur
She sits in the light of the monitor
F C G F [let ring]
And he knows he's lost her by her demeanor
Internet grass is always greener
[CHORUS III]
I know that websites don't kill,
But sometimes they will
Sometimes they will break hearts
I know that I'm an adult,
But Tom it's your fault
You created a monster
(let ring and fade)