How do you do, I
See you've met my
G-A A-E
faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down, Be-
-cause when you knocked
G-A A-E
he thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out
by the way I look,
G-A A-E
don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a girl
by the light of day,
G-A A-E
but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
Let me show you around, maybe
play you a sound,
G-A A-E
you look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
that's not too abysmal,
G-A A-E
we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Well, you got caught with a flat, well,
how 'bout that?
G-A A-E
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night,
when it all seems alright,
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? Night.
Or maybe a bite? Bite.
G-A A-E
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man
with blond hair and a tan,
G-A A-E
and he's good for relieving my tension.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
(spoken)
So - come up to the lab,
and see what's on the slab,
I see you shiver with antici...pation.
But maybe the rain
isn't really to blame,
so I'll remove the cause
(chuckles), but not the symptom.