[Intro]: [C(III)] /*x4*/
[Verse]:
Hey guys have you heard about Snail Man
He was just right over there man
[C(III)]
I see him everywhere and
I'm not a schizophrenic
'Cause once you're fucking snail-pilled
It can never be cancelled
[C(III)]
You'll see him everywhere and
When you scream he will stand still
[Pre-Chorus]:
Snail man just shot the Home Depot
Snail man just bombed a casino
[C(III)]
Snail man doesn't have a big ego
Because there's not many people
Half man,
Half snail
Six feet,
To scale
[C(III)]
Snail man's,
Not frail
He's been,
To jail
[Chorus]:
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
[C(III)]
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Is Fucking Real
Snail Man
Snail Man
Snail Man
[C(III)]
Snail Man
Snail Man
Snail Man
Made А Law Appeal
[Refrain]:
Snail man doesn't listen to words,
[C(III)]
Lives off the grid,
And eat shrubs and herbs
It's snail man call 911
[C(III)]
There's a green guy with a gun
[Verse]:
Snail man doesn't care about us
Snail man doesn't have a job
[C(III)]
Snail man doesn't have a knife
Snail man doesn't have a life
[Refrain]:
But they say I'm crazy,
They don't believe me
[C(III)]
I know I saw it,
I know I called him
He spawned,
He crawled
He's the so called
[C(III)]
Mister salt bald
Mister slime fraud
He's loved and awed
He's been appalled
[C(III)]
He's been abroad
And he's been real all along
[Solo]: [C(III)] /*x4*/
[Bridge]: [G(III)]
Never touch him
Never speak foul
[G(III)]
He'll say "Gotcha
See you in hell"
[G(III)]
Any offer
Anyone in sight
[G(III)]
Once I caught him
It was late at night
So I called his name
And he went away
And since that day
[N.C.]
I tried to spread his ways
[Chorus]:
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
[C(III)]
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Is fucking real
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
[C(III)]
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Made a law appeal
[Refrain]:
Snail man doesn't listen to words,
[C(III)]
Lives off the grid,
And eat shrubs and herbs
It's snail man call 911
[C(III)]
There's a green guy with a gun
[Chorus]:
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
[C(III)]
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Is fucking real
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
[C(III)]
Snail man
Snail man
Snail man
Made a law appeal
[Refrain]:
Snail man doesn't listen to words,
[C(III)]
Lives off the grid,
And eat shrubs and herbs
It's snail man call 911
[C(III)]
There's a green guy with a gun