Intro:
Candlelight and moonlight all around us,
I look into your eyes.
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can't disguise the way I feel.
I could've wished a thousand wishes
For this night; I can't believe
That it's finally me and you and you and me,
Just us. And your friend Steve.
Do-do-do do-do-do do, Steve.
Do-do-do do-do-do do, leave!
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Hey. How's it going?
You took me out for waffles and to the movies,
I was hoping for romance.
You even took me to the Mexican Circus,
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone.
I could've wished a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear.
What the fuck's your fucking problem?
Why's he always here?
Do-do-do do-do-do do, Steve.
Do-do-do do-do-do do, go away!
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Hey, how's it going?
It's not that I don't like your friend.
But how many hours with him can you spend?
And it's not that I don't think he's great
but it's only you. Only you. I wanna fellate.
Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be
and that would be alright.
But let a bitch know just what your steez is
so I know if I should shave tonight.
I could've wished a thousand wishes
'cause I like to be with you.
But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve
there's nothing I can...
Do-do-do do-do-do do, Steve.
Do-do-do do-do-do do, seriously?
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Hey, how's it--?
Steve.