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This is a song I wrote with help from Jenn Martin about Jack in the Box's 2-for- 1.50 tacos. Please enjoy it--
if you record it please ask permission before posting.
Copyright © Gabe Ets-Hokin 2022 getshokin@gmail.com Do not record or perform publically without permission
[Verse 1]
It was 1980 Five
I had just learned how to drive
Went’ta Jack in da Box lookin' for some chow
Four quarters and a dime
Got me two tacos and that was fine
Even if eating them left me filled with shame.
[Verse 2]
Fast forward to the other day
My next meal was hours away
But at da 'Box those tacos were oddly cheap
A dollar fifty? That filled me with fear
It's been 37 years!
"What the fock is in these things?" I had to ask!
[Chorus]
(They told me:)
You don’t deserve to know
You cheap-ass so-and-so
It’s a dollar fifty, not nine ninety five
You don’t deserve to know
Take your taco sauce and go
Some mysteries needn’t be ex-plained!
[Verse 3]
"That's no answer!" was my reply
As I felt my resistance die
A7.
"Somewhere," I mumbled,"a jockey lost his horse
I'm just a little tense
They've only gone up fifty cents
At that price is it even meat?"
[Chorus]
They told me:
You don’t deserve to know
You skinflint cheapskate shmo
At this price you’re lucky if it’s rat
You don’t deserve to know
Take your greasy sack and go
At this price, there's nothing to ex-plain!
[Solo]
[Bridge]
Good siiiir...You don't deserve to know
Just eat 'em...It's like an 18-dollar ho'!
Some shit is fuuuun...just BECAUSE it's cheap
So end this now, please don't over-think!
[Outro]
No, you don't deserve to know
So check your meds and blow
And thank the Lord you're not eatin'
thank the Lord you're not eatin'
thank the Lord you're not eatin'...
At Ar-byyyyyyyyyyyy's!