You say eether and I say eyether,
You say neether and I say nyther;
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther -
Let's call the whole thing off!
You like potato and I like po-tah-to,
You like tomato and I like to-mah-to;
Potato, po-tah-to, tomato, to-mah-to -
D A-9 A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off!
Bridge:
But oh, if we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh, if we ever part,
Then that might break my heart.
So, if you like pajamas and I like pa-jah-mas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pa-jah-mas.
For we know we need each other, so we
Better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!
You say laughter and I say lawfter,
You say after and I say awfter;
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter -
Let's call the whole thing off!
You like Havana and I like Havahnah
You eat bananas and I eat banahnahs
Havana, Havahnah, Bananas, banahnahs
D A-9 A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off!
Repeat Bridge:
So, if you like oysters and I like ersters,
I'll take oysters and give up ersters.
For we know we need each other, so we
Better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!