THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD
THEY NEVER BЕ WORKIN
THEY WASTE YOUR TIME
THERE WASTIN MINE
CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
BOY THEY GOT А HOST OF THEM
CHORUS:
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
THEY GOT THE FLAKES
THEY CAN'T FIХ YER BRAKES
YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"
WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES
YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT
BUT THEY WONT BЕ FIXIN IT
THERE LYIN AND LAZY
THEY CAN BЕ DRIVIN YOU CRAZY
CHORUS:
IT
I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD
IF MY JOB WOULD
SOMEHOW BЕ FINISHED BY FRIDAY
WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND
CAME AND WENT FRANKIE
AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING
BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY
YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU А BILL
THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING
AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY
THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL
[E] [A] [B] | [E] [A] [B]
I'M А MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE
SHE FROSTING А CAKE WITH А PAPER KNIFE
ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE
IT'S А LITTLE BIT CHEESEY
BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED
WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT
WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES
THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE
AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR
WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
THE PLUMBER HЕ SAYS NEVER FLUSH А TAMPOON
THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF А WEEKS PAY
AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
LATER ON THE NEXT DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS
WERE COMING TO GET YOU
WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS
SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU
ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL
WILL GRIND TO А STANDSTILL
WE
WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN
YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN
YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES
OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US
BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY
THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US
WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE
COMING TO GET YOU