My funny valentine, sweet, comic valentine -
You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable,
Yet you're my favorite work of art.
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Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me,
Not if you care for me -
Stay, little valentine, stay!
Each day is valentine's day.
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But don't change a hair for me,
Not if you care for me -
Stay, little valentine, stay!
Each day is valentine's day.