Another bride, another groom
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee.
You get some shoes, a little rice
The groom's so nervous, he answers twice
It's really thrillin' that he's so willin'
For makin' whoopie.
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture that same love nest
And see what a year will bring
He's doin' dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious, he even sews
Just don't forget, folks,
That's what you get, folks,
For makin' whoopie.