Such a funny song! I'm pretty certain these are the right chords!
Rate please :)
Am Am(maj7)
It's a cold night, beneath the street light
There's a man whose pants are too tight
Oh no, his pants are too tight (my pants are too tight)
Am Am(maj7)
He stands there, an empty stare
Trying to make enough money for his cab fare home
He'll have to walk home tonight (don't have enough for the ride)
Am Am(maj7)
The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool
He goes to work with only his one tool
You can put away your tool, Jemaine
CHORUS
You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no
You can say no to being a man hoe, a male gigolo
You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro ho
He can't see his way out (i cannot see my way out)
He can't see his way out (male prostitution seems to be my only option)
He can't see his way out (i cannot see my way out)
He can't see his way out (no no no no)
Am Am(maj7)
He's selling cheap thrills, to pay expensive bills
But check your resume, you must have some other skills
Do you have any other skills? Like typing?
Am Am(maj7)
They see him, wanted to please them
Wanted to play them but they don't even pay him
Oh no no, they don't think he's worth it at all
Am Am(maj7)
Though they're unknown, he tries to bring them home
Maybe it'd be okay if he lived alone
Ooh you have a room mate Jemaine, don't bring them home
CHORUS