...MUTHA UCKAS... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 7 (2007)*
Intro:
Am,
Chorus 1:
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my shi-, uckin, with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
How many mutha uckas? Too many to count, mutha uckas.
Verse 1:
I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly,
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me.
And I'm out for my account, 'cos out on A.P,
F (n.C)
On AP...yeah, you know me.
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee,
Makes my payment short my rent comes back to me,
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty,
So you'll see me 'cos of your mutha uckin' fee,
Read the words on my ATM slip, it said;
We're all mutha uckas and we're uckin' with your shi-, come on!
Chorus 2:
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my shi-; my weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas? Too many to count, mutha uckas.
Verse 2:
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery,
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi.
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious,
Cut the cra-...I need my red delicious.
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid,
Gonna dice the mutha ucka,
Like a mutha uckin' fruit salad.
Then... Granny Smith...
...An avocado...B-... -A...
...A mango...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Chorus 3:
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka.
There's too many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my shi-; he's gonna wake up in a smoothie.
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my...
(n.C)
(*Beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Am (n.C)
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shh...
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