Mermaids

...MERMAIDS... by Flight of the Conchords

*from Episode 9 (2007)*

*N.B...Ukulele CHORD DIAGRAMS follow the Guitar Tab*

Intro:

(n.C)

Ahh Ahh...ahh Ahh...

Ahh Ahh...ahh Ahh...

Ahh Ahh...

Bridge 1:

Mermaids, mermaids, mermaids, mermaids.

Mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid.

Verse 1:

Mermaid murmured into my ear.

The answers to questions, I'm longing to hear.

Does it relax you to hear, the sound of the land?

Do you, a mermaid, have, slightly webbed hands?

Is it normal for a guy, to wear a scuba apparatus,

When he makes love in the sea? (Make love to me).

Would it be weird for you, if I touched your fishy half?

I know it would be for me.

Chorus 1:

(Ah ah ah oh, wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah),

(Ah ah ah oh, ooh-A-ooh-A-ooh, A-ooh-A-ooh).

Verse 2:

Do you have mermaid parties, beneath the sea? (Am I invited?)

At these mermaid parties; do you smoke sea-weed?

(If so, then how do you light it?)

Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish?

(Wish, wish, wish...)

Or are you an optical illusion, caused by a woman sitting on a rock,

Holding half a fish? (Half a sexy fish...)

Chorus 2:

(Ah ah ah oh, wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah),

(Ah ah ah oh, ooh-A-ooh-A-ooh, A-ooh-A-ooh).

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