Simplified from andybroon2007 video on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZEaUZRI7c
All credd goes to him.
Capo on first fret!
Ab7=xx1112
EmMaj7 =021000
A7Sus4=x02030
Gsus4=320013
A7=x02020
AmMaj7=x02110
Gadd9=320203
Take off your shoes, hang up your wings
Stack up the chairs, roll up the rug
Savor the things that sobriety brings
D7 D7sus4 D7 D7sus2 D7 (then a single note run..G on the bass Estring,then D E F
the D string...)
Drain in the last from a jug
But when I hit the bottle, there's no tellin' what I'll do
'Cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue
I can't resist you, I can't wait
To twist your loving arms 'til you capitulate
Beat me in the kitchen, and I'll beat you in the hall
There's nothing I love better than a free for all
To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends
But when it is all over we will still be friends
Am AmMaj7 G7 Am G7
Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Too many people just can't get kissed
F Ab7 A7Sus4 A7
But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby
Hope you don't mur-der me
Am AmMaj7 Am AmMaj7
Oh, was it all right, or was it o--kay
I'll make it all up to you someday
Oh, but you didn't have to laugh that way
Oh, no, you didn't have to laugh that way
Am AmMaj7 G7 Am G7
Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Too many people just can't get kissed
F Ab7 A7Sus4 A7
But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby
Hope you don't mur-der me
Gee, baby, hope you don't mur---der me