Sitting here on Christmas Eve, with a brandy in my hand
Oh, I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand
I keep hearing noises, from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race. And I keep hearing
Chorus:
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived
On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
My vision's blurred with color, and all he sees is red
There's a pair of large sized wellies, coming down my flue
And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room. I keep hearing
Chorus:
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived
And we keep hearing
Chorus:
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived
Chorus:
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee! Watford is the team for me
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived
Chorus:
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived...