Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of mummy doesnt love me blues
Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldnt get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick whose just sixteen
And hey hey hey hey hey hey you know what I mean
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and see me, come over and please me
Alice it's my turn today
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number will you promise to call me?
Wait till my husbands away
Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
It's like acting in a movie When you've got the wrong part
Getting your kicks in another girls bed
And it was only last Tuesday they found you in the subway dead
And who could you call your friends down in Soho?
One or two middle aged dykes in a go-go?
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo?
And hey hey hey hey hey hey don't you know