Вступление
Well were living here in alan-town
And he's driven our lives into the ground
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
I was happy and my life was good
Getting married like a dentist should
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
And were living here in alan-town
But their taking teddy's finger now
And I'm pretty sure i'm gonna lose my shit
And shoot alan in the face, and shoot myself