The Millionaire

I'm not a bad person, I dont drink and I dont kill, I got no

evil habits, and I prob'ly never will.

I don't sing like Elvis Presley, I can't dance like Fred Astaire,

But there's one thing in my favour,

I'M A MILLIONAIRE !

And I've got more money, than a horse has hairs, cos my rich

old uncle died, and answered all my prayers,

But havin' all of this money, is gonna bring me down, if you

ain't with me, honey, to help me spread it around.

I could get myself a nose job, I could diet for a year, But I'd

never be Robert Redford, 'cos I'm much too fond of beer.

Oh Please don't misunderstand me, It's not love I'm tryin' to buy,

It's just I've got all this here money, and I'm a pretty ugly

And I've got more money, than a horse has hairs, cos my rich

old uncle died, and answered all my prayers,

But havin' all of this money, is gonna bring me down, if you

ain't with me, honey, to help me spread it around.

I don't mind if you love me for my money, or if you love me

for whatever else I got, but except for all this stuff, I'm

alone in Fort Knox, and I guess I'm not doin' all that hot!

And I've got more money, than a horse has hairs, cos my rich

old uncle died, and answered all my prayers,

But havin' all of this money, is gonna bring me down, if you

ain't with me, honey, to help me spread it around.