I dont wanna work - dos dedos
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I dont wanna go to work any more
Ive jacked off five times already to my friends new dvd porn
i can barely open my eyes and i feel stuck to the floor
all because of my friends brand new dvd porn
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everyone will notice that ive just had a wack
cause i look so damn relaxed i must look like im on smack
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im a wanker and a spanker and a chronic masturbator
im a wanker and a spanker and i love porn
i love to wack off love to jack off and i love to knock the top off
im a wanker and a spanker and i love porn
porn is to blame for the hair falling out of my head
i guarantee ill still be wacking off when im dead
ive got the hairiest back from constantly spanking
even my own grandmother has busted me wanking
but that just made me more horny
because i cum much quicker if someones watching me
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im a wanker and a spanker and a chronic masturbator
im a wanker and a spanker and i love porn
i love to wack off love to jack off and i love to knock the top off
im a wanker and a spanker and i love porn fuck