The Flats A Mess

[Intro]

[Verses]

I might forget to wash my cup

I might forget to put my wet clothes up

the flat’s a mess and so are we

but you and me are as good as we can be

I might have eaten all your cheese

that’s okay but can you buy more please

the flat’s a mess and so are we

but you and me are as good as we can be

I might have accidentally stretched your top

I might have - wait is that the one i just bought?

the flat’s a mess and so are we

but you and me are as good as we can be

I borrowed your toothbrush the other day

wait what that’s disgusting- why would you- you know how i am with my mouth and-

the flat’s a mess and so are we

but you and me are as good as we can be

I put a cactus in your bed

(evan stands up and leaves)

the flat’s a mess and so are we

but you and me are as good as we can be

(whistle interlude)

I might forget to wipe my feet

G7*

I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonaise and unpaired all your socks and

drew on your toys and vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress. you

don't want to know how.

......

the flat’s a mess and so are we

but you and me are as good as we can be