There once was a kid named Deuce
Who got sick and tired of being picked on
So he got himself a nice 22
Click boom, now he's on the fucking news
Verse:
Now, who's the king of these rap acts? American badass
They say he's a class act, no wonder he's jabbed at
That's why they put me up in lights and I rap back
And half these critics wanna mimic my crack ass
He ain't no cynic, but he knows where your dad's at
They ain't gonna finish til' they send you to Baghdad
And minute by minute they gon' pull you right in it
You gon' end up at clinics because they put you on Xanax
But don't you worry, I'm back, yeah,
Deuce is back with a black hat
Cape and a black cat, baby, I'm the new Batman
(Ohh) You know only Angie can grab that
I don't need no groupies trying to grab at my pants
Hoping I'm gon' go back and tax that
I ain't ending up in no place with no bad rash
How come I get laughed at by media trash bags?
Just because I'm white and I sing like I'm half black?
Chorus (Deuce):
Now you see my life and it looks so pretty, looks so pretty
You want what you can't have and you know that's too damn bad
Try and take my pride, we both know that's silly,
know that's silly
You want what you can't have and you know that's too damn bad
Verse:
Soon as my voice's touch's or even get's close to a track
It's ratatatatat I'm droppin' bomb's on they asses
Burn you up in the ashes ya I'm back to my old tactics,
Rappin to slay faggots and rappers who ain't have what it take's
So I straight jack 'em, Slap em' I ain't laughin',
This is where it gets tragic homie you ain't matchin'
Me or my ryhmes Half black half white rapper
Tryna' downgrade my skills tellin everyone
I'm wack, shit what about your habbit?
Slangin' dope on the streets from your one bedroom apartment.
(HEY LOOK IT'S ME CARTMAN I'M RETARDED)
Don't get me started how these old farts
Tryn' pick apart my religion,
Of course I'm gifted ain't no god but I'm lifted.
Listen I'm the wizkid who grew up a little different.
Welcome to my life bitch, It's my last mission.
Chorus:
Now you see my life and it looks so pretty, looks so pretty
You want what you can't have and you know that's too damn bad
Try and take my pride, we both know that's silly,
know that's silly
You want what you can't have and you know that's too damn bad
Verse:
I was born to rip shit, born with too much wit
/
That's why they call me the Wizkid, 'cause I drop hits
Mimic me, I'm too sick, you can't hang, I'm too quick
/
What's my name? Deuce, bitch, it's the new shit
Leaving ego's bruised in, yeah, you're trapped, you're stupid
/
Try and step in my shoes but it's foolish
I'm coo-coo, homie, I got screws loose
/
Fuck Tool - you can kiss my ass too, bitch,
You and your Dr. Phil affiliates
/
You're worth two cents of my time and a few bars
So move, bitch, as long as I'm doing music
/
I'ma be a nuisance, it's a new movement
Chorus:
Now you see my life and it looks so pretty, looks so pretty
You want what you can't have and you know that's too damn bad
Try and take my pride, we both know that's silly,
know that's silly
You want what you can't have and you know that's too damn bad
Now you see my life and it looks so pretty, looks so pretty
You want what you can't have and you know that's too damn bad
Try and take my pride, we both know that's silly,
know that's silly
You want what you can't have and you know that's too damn bad
Outro:
3)-6-8-9-6-8-9--4-6-8-4-6-8--3-4-6-3-4-6--1-3-4-1-3-4--