Rugby

Dead Cat Bounce

Rugby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTpXymuwxNs

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Intro

1 2 3 4

1

I know you're angry and you're feeling ashamed

2

I'm kinda feeling the same

3

but we could hide our love if we pretend it's a game

4

and give it a secret name

let's call it rugby

let's call it ruuuugby

and I bet that pretty soon all

The showers could be communal (yeah)

(A) B

and noone would suspect a thing

and when people ask what are 15 guys

doing sticking their heads between each others thighs

B (Badd9 B)

we'll just tell them that we're practicing

1

we'll have a special language and a secret code

2

that nobody knows what the are

3

and we'll do clever things with existing words

4

like replacing an f with and r

so we'll say we're rucking when really we're f---

Fooling the world that there's nothing sexual

in a ball shaped liked a giant tescicle

(A) B

being grabbed at by enormous men (in shorts)

while drunk spectators in the stands

call for bigger tackles and softer hands

(A) B (Badd9 B)

just wishing that it could be them

Chorus

playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm tackling Johnson in knee high socks)

C#m Abm A E E Emaj7*

playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm finding touch a bit too much

playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm in the mud with 15 studs

I'm playing rugby

and if you don't you're gay

E's used

E x76454 (could use x7999x)

E/D# x66454 (and x6999x )

Ei 022100

E E Emaj7* as per riff 4

E5 022xxx

MDMA (just a joke)