Cross Canadian Ragweed / Carney Man
By: Kyle Bennett
I want a big red nose; I want some floppy shoe
I want a squirtin’ flower, squirt it on you
Like all the bad clowns do.
I want juggle bowling pins in the sun
I want to join the circus; the circus looks like fun.
I’ll sit and work the gate, or I can guess your weight
I’ll even sell the corndogs, I don’t care
As long as I am there.
I’ll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank
I’ll ride my funny car laughing, all the way to the bank.
(chorus)
I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man,
Solo:
A human cannon ball, I rise above it all
Up higher than the trapeze, I can fly…oh shit I’m gonna die.
I am a Carney worker, I make 2 bucks
Every hour I come to find out, this job…it fucking sucks
Have fun with the song