Maxine

Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine

Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.

Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band,

it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a

monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.

INTRO:

Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid

VERSE 1:

I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you

But you're screaming

And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you

But I'm dreaming

Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me

And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up

I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard

And I'm so fed up, so fed up

PRE-CHORUS 1:

I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm

Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend

No matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you

And I will be obsessed til the end, til the end

CHORUS:

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

And I'd do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

And I can't stop thinking of you!

INTERLUDE:

VERSE 2:

I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore

Cause it makes me tired

And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy

And I'm glad you're admired

And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore

I'm a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid

And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you.

I'm sexually retarded.

INTERLUDE:

PRE-CHORUS 2:

Speaking of jacking, I was doing it today

But then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me

I'm one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing

Cause I've got quite an addictive personality.

CHORUS:

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

And I'd do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

And I can't stop thinking of you!

SOLO:

PRE-CHORUS 3:

I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice

And I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world

You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me.

I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls!

CHORUS:

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold)

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

And I can't stop thinking of you!

BRIDGE:

I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed

I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed

CHORUS:

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

And I'd do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

And I can't stop thinking of you!

[x2]