Written By Dom Wise
YouTube: MrDomWise
Twitter: DomOfTheYear
Verse 1:
I can argue with the mime
I can argue with the mime
he is reading me the riot act
every line
( - - )
every lawyer in his prime
every lawyer in his prime
gets nostalgic for the bar's
naivete to crime
Chorus:
ascetics wring their hands
this decadent misuse
inside my china room
you are my coffee spoon
( - - )
Verse 2:
my indulgence is a joke
and while everybody laughs
I'm clipping coupons
saving my breath
I was celebrating Lent
with a candle in a tent
when you came and snatched me up
out of retirement
now I'm buying finer clothes
in department store windows
throwing credit cards down
I never raised my voice
I never raised my voice
Chorus:
ascetics wring their hands
this decadent misuse
inside my china room
you are my coffee spoon
( - - )