Intro:
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Repeat
Verse:
Crane, Crane, your going insane
You can't have sex with everyone you see
It's just not right
And clink, clink, what did you think
Driving to the airport in a rented car with blood
Chorus:
Syndication never hurt so bad
It's always pleasant at the mall
Your mutilation really made me sad
Your still a hero to us all