(Verse)
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
#M
It's so hard to see
That you did this to me
You came round аsкing just to mow the garden
#M
You're a clever guy
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
#M (silent)
You тнinк I don't already кnоw
(Chorus)
What if I, told you
#M
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
#M (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
You're screwed
#M
And I'm done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
#M
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
I came home and your car was in the front yard
#M
I went to see, what the f**к was going on - only
I didn't ever тнinк things could be so wrong
#M
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
#M (silent)
You тнinк I don't already кnоw
(Chorus)
What if I, told you
#M
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
#M (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
You're screwed
#M
And I'm done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
#M
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
You did it to Steven and Ethan
#M
Joey and Nathan
Josie and David
#M
Peter, John and Мiке
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
#M
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
#M (silent)
If so they don't already кnоw
(Chorus)
What if I, told you
#M
They all hate you
I don't care about the movies
#M
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
You're screwed
#M
And I'm done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
#M
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once