I couldnt find this song on here so i thought i would write the tab
this is how he plays it but you need to get the rythem on your own.
tabbed by tyler luecke
tuning: standard
capo: 5th
bo burnham
men and women
prelude
Intro:
men and women
men are like vows, cause they are easily broken
women are like cows, cause they both have vaginas
men are like muzzles ya, cause they will try to shut you up
women are like puzzles cause prier to 1920 neither had the right to vote
puzzles still dont
a man is an eagle a women is a dove
women can fake orgasims but men can fake love
women are like fingers and toes, cause there easy to count on
men are like ravens and crows, cause they hate using condoms
women are like yatzees, cause i rarely get them
and men are like nazis, cause they both caused the holocaust
male stippers always look like there applying lotion
and female strippers when there dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen
men and women.