Intro:
Verse:
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out
you shouldn't be a dick
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a fucking creep
Chorus:
You're not going to heaven
Why the fuck did you think I'd ever kick it with you
None of you are going to heaven
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
Bridge:
You shouldn't abstain from rape just because
you think that I want you to
You shouldn't rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do
through him speaking:
(It's pretty obvious just don't fucking rape people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.)
Verse:
I don't think masturbation is obscene
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing
I've ever seen
You make my job a living hell
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
Didn't that go well
Chorus:
You're not going to heaven
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
None of you are going to heaven
You're not my children you're a bad game of sims
Bridge:
You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think
that I want you to
You can eat pork because why the fuck would I give a shit
through him speaking:
(I created the universe you think I'm drawing the line
at the fucking deli aisle?)
Verse:
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
Over what they think is true
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god
does not believe in you
Chorus:
You pray so badly for heaven
knowing any day may be the day that you die
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
(x2)
And when you earn it you won't need it
x2
I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you