This is a public warning
Be careful when you're out
We are having freaky weather
There's a lot of it about
The terraces are swinging
He's a monkey on the roof
You've seen him on the telly
So let me introduce your host tonight
Chorus:
T.O.P.M.A.N
He's naughty by nature
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On doubles and chasers
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He's a little boy racer
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Shooting guns on the high street of love
In a crowd it's hard to spot him,
but anonymity can cost
It's never cheap or cheerful,
he's Hugo and he's Boss
He's riding through
the desert on a Camel Light
And on a magic carpet,
he'll fly away tonight (Open sesame)
chorus (x3)