Who maddest one on the M1
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
Who very straight and never grins
Who cares what car he's driving in
Chorus:
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what
He wants then he'll get a headache
Because he wants it, needs it, almost loves it
He's here on his own, on globe alone
Who joined health club to glisten
Into hi-fi precision
Who mobile phone gives him the bone
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
Chorus:
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what
he wants then he gets a headache
Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
He's here on his own, all globe alone
Here on his own, all globe alo-lo-lo-lo-lone
And then he says
Who eats at the new brasserie
Who only ever gets merry
Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime
Without putting Calvin Kleins on
Chorus:
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what
he wants then gets a headache
Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
He's here on his own, all globe alone
Here on his own, all globe alone
Here on his own