She says there's ants in the carpet
Dirty little monsters
Eating all the morsels
Picking up the rubbish
Give her effervescence
She needs a little sparkle
Good morning T.V.
You're looking so healthy
Chorus:
We all say don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same
And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night
End of a century, oh it's nothing special
Sex on the T.V.
Everybody's at it
And the mind gets dirty
As you get closer to thirty
He gives her a cuddle, glowing in a huddle
Good night T.V., you're all made up
And you're looking like (me)
chorus
Can you eat her, yes you can
chorus (x2)