Colin Zeal knows the value of
mass appeal
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
civil talker
He's an affable man with a
plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps
his future in hand
And then he
Chorus:
Looks at his watch,
he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch,
he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself,
he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself,
ah-ha
While sitting in traffic,
Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser,
he's your common aggressor
Colin's the modern retard
with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news,
doesn't dwell on the past
And then he
chorus
He's pleased with himself,
he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself,
ah-ha
And then he
chorus
He's pleased with himself,
he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself,
ah-ha
He's pleased with himself,
he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself,
ah-ha
He's pleased with himself,
he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself,
ah-ha
Well, he's a modern retard,
he's terminal lard
He's an affable man
with a carotene tan
'Cause Colin Zeal's ill,
Colin Zeal's ill, Colin Zeal's ill
He's Colin Zeal and he knows