Intro: x2
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Verse 1:
Dear Chasey Lian, I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass
Write back ass soon as you can
Chorus:
You've had a lot of dick
(Had a lot of dick)
I've had a lot of time
(Had a lot of time)
(stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
(start playing the riff below)
But you ain't had mine
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Verse 2:
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back
How could I ever eat, your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that
Chorus: play like before
Chorus:
You've had a lot of dick
(Had a lot of dick)
I've had a lot of time
(Had a lot of time)
(stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
(start playing the riff below)
But you ain't had mine
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D|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
A|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
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Verse 3:
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan, I must demand
You let me eat your ass
Chorus: you know it
Chorus:
You've had a lot of dick
(Had a lot of dick)
I've had a lot of time
(Had a lot of time)
(stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
(start playing the riff below)
But you ain't had mine
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D|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
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Ending:
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
(stop)
Now show em them titties
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
(stop)
Now show em them titties
(play the intro:)
Would you fuck me for blow?
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A|-11-x-11--11-11-9-7-x-7--7-7-9-7-x-7---7-7-9-6-x-6--6-6-9--|
E|--9-x--9---9--9-7---x--------7-5-x-5---5-5-7-4-x-4--4-4-7--|