INTRO:
VERSE 1:
Outside the carollers start to sing,
I can't describe the joy they bring
cause joy is something they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side, from the roof are hanging
sicles of ice they're whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face,
wondering how much of my time they'll waste
oh gosh i hate these satan's helpers
And then I guess I must've snapped,
cause I grabbed the baseball bat
and made them all run for shelter
CHORUS:
It's Christmas time, again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me, please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents
and then leave me alone
INTRO
VERSE 2:
Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve,
cause the cops came and arrested me they had and unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree,
Christmas came a night early cause a guy name
Bubba unwrapped my package
CHORUS
POST-CHORUS:
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas