Chords used in this song
e|-------------------------2-----------|
B|---------------------1---3-------2---|
G|---------------5---------2---1---2---|
D|----5-----7----7-----2-------2---2---|
A|----5-----7----7-----3-------2-------|
E|----3-----5----x---------------------|
Riff 1: -> -> ->
Riff 1 x2
The Jester hops on the Leg of Time
The scourge of the wizard nation
Riff 1 x2
Magical chanting is no crime
When you're suckered by a blind alsation
C D Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
Riff 1 x2
Seeing through the eyes of a murderous kestrel
Where's the tiny mouse, there he is, ha-ha-ha-ha
Riff 1 x2
Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland
Why did I do that? Why did I do that? I don't know
C D Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
C D Riff 1 x2
When Time has one leg, it couldn't march
It stopped, it hopped
C D Riff1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
Was it the wizards? (No.) Was it the goblins? (No.)
Was it the elves? (No.) Was it the dwarves? (No.)
Riff 1 x2
Was it the Brain Police? (What?)
Was it the man with the key to door of reality,
D Riff 1 x2
Underneath the mat of insignificance (Nope Who was it then?)
Was it the terorists? (Nope) Pteradactyls? (No)
Riff 1 x2
It was Terry
Riff 1 x2
Terry
C D Riff 1
Terry stole the Leg of Time
(Cockney Middle 8)
Oh Terry, you slag, you nicked the Leg of Time
Give it back before you get a slap
Take it down the Dog & Duck and leave it behind the bar
Or you'll get a slap sunshine (Don't gimmie no rabbit)
Leave it behind the bar (Get off me sister)
Leave it behind the bar (Give him half a pound)
Leave it behind the baa--arr
C D Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
C D Riff 1 x2
Terry stole the Leg of Time.
The theft of Time's Leg was his crime