I Just Don't Look Good

I stepped out of the shower, Got a good look at myself

Pot bellied, bald head, man I thought it was somebody else

I caught my reflection in the mirror, on the back of the

bathroom door

And I just don't look good naked anymore.

I'm going upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall

I hung it there, when I was trim and tall

I'd stand there smile & strut & flex, until my arms got sore

But, I just don't look good naked anymore

Well I used to go out with the girls, I drove them all insane

I also had a lot of hair, but it's gone right down the drain

Well I went to the doctor for my annual medical exam,

Stood there in the buff and suddenly she said "MAN"

I said "what is it Doc some fatal disease"? I just got

to know the score

No" You just don't look good naked anymore"

Well, me and my wife had a dance routine, everybody said it was

unique,

Now it's only when we're back to back that were dancing cheek

to cheek.

Well I went to a nude beach for a little seaside fun,

Stretched out in my birthday suit, soaking up the sun

Somebody yelled" Hey, there's an old white whale, washed up

on the shore"

I just don't look good naked anymore

Ya, my arches fell, my ankles swell

And I wish my eyes were poor,

Cause I just don't look good naked anymore.