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Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 16:34:12 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson"
<dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu>
Subject: CRD: White Trash Christmas
tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu
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"White Trash X-mas" by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"
Intro is a country riff played on
Riff 1
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Verse
Baby I'm dreamin' of a white trash Cristmas
My trailers double wide so Santa can't miss it
Baby I'm dreamin' of a white trash Christmas [hold]
I cant' afford no presents this [Riff 1] year!
{chorus 1}
My little boy junior he's a cotten-eyed-Joe
he sits on the front porch strummin' his banjo
my daughters always bitchin' after I take her to bed
that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test!
I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear
please dontcha' skip my trailer this year. (riff 1)
Verse
Baby I'm dreamin' of a white trash Cristmas
I'm asking you Santa to please forgive us
Baby I'm dreamin' of a white trash Cristmas [hold]
I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year!
{chorus 2}
my wife's got a tattoo of Elvis on her ass
She used to be skinny now she looks like Mama Cass
her butt is lots bigger than a when she was young
Now her Elvis tattoo looks like Elton JOhn!
I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear
please dontcha' skip my trailer this year.(riff 1)
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