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Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson"
<dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu>
Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool
tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu
<dogdoc>
"Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"
Riff 1 "riff" 2
-|------------------------------|----------------------|
-|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|---2--2--2--2------2----------|----------------------|
-|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|----------------------|
play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold
Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!
ya lookin' good I feel like romance!
See the girl with the helmet on?!
Her leg braces really turn me on!
Disco lights dancin' off your hair!
Take the brake off of your wheelchair!
{chorus}
Welcome to the Retard ball tonight!
Welcome to the Retard ball tonight!
[
G][
C][
C#][
D]
Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!
When she gets to lovin' all the boys!
They come a rollin' in their wheely carts!
ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts!
uh oh! Someone had an accident!
SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!
{chorus}
solo over verse
{chorus} 2x
</dogdoc>
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