Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She`s so good looking but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(x 2)
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She`s killer diller when she`s dressed to the hilt
She`s the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(x2)
(x 9?)
[Geez, while I`m at it, here`s She Came in through the Bathroom Window.
Same source:] ltrics corrected by Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca
She came in through the bathroom window
protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
by the banks of her own lagoon
(A) Dm
Didn`t anybody tell her?
Didn`t anybody see?
Sunday`s on the phone to Monday
G7 C (go to 2/4 for the C)
Tuesday`s on the phone to me
She said she`d always been a dancer
Worked in fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew but I could not say
So I quit the police department
and got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
she could steal but she could not rob
Chorus