Intro:
Well you should see Polytheme Pam
She`s so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polytheme Pam
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Get a dose of her jackboots and kilt
She`s killer diller when she`s dressed to the hilt
She`s the kind of a girl that makes "The News of The World"
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
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