Hanukkah Songv4

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INTRO:

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CHORUS:

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Put on your yalmulka,

here comes Hanukkah

It's so much fun-akkah,

to celebrate Hanukkah,

VERSE 1:

Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,

Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Xmas tree,

Here's a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:

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David Lee Roth lights the menorrah,

So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli,

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Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli

Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too,

Put them together--what a fine lookin' Jew!

BRIDGE:

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You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"

Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock

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--both Jewish!

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Put on your yalmulka,

it's time for Hanukkah,

The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs

celebrates Hanukkah

VERSE 3:

O.J. Simpson--not a Jew!

But guess who is...Hall of Famer--Rod Carew--

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(he converted!)

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,

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Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,

Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges

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So many Jews are in show biz--

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Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

CHORUS:

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Tell your friend Veronica,

it's time you celebrate Hanukkah

I hope I get a harmonica,

on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah,

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and smoke your marijuanic-ah,

If you really, really wanna-kah,

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah