I searched and searched and no how-to's or tabs for this song, so out of trial and
error here is the best i can do for you. if you have better chords i would be more
than happy to see them.
intro: x4
well I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday
so I drink 'em all away. That's me!
oh, I don't decorate no trees, and I wont eat no potato latkes.
But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze,
That's just who I am.
Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg
Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs
While you're singing your holiday tune
I'm acting like the town buffoon
Whippin' out my big , white, scary moon
And blowin' a beef your way
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
To me they're just something to shoot
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin'
No chance for season feeling kind of guy
This time of year sucks so I take my numb-chucks
And make sure every snowman die
Believin' in Santa's all wrong
And Chanukah's eight nights too long
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me