Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can roll you in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slipping up high, slipping down low
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
Listen
I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Want to be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it
I want it
They got it
I can't have it
But I want it
But it don't matter
She got it
And I can't get it
Chorus:
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress
for Christmas
Easy come, easy go
Slipping high, slipping low
Alright
He got it
I want it
They got it
I can't have it
I want it
Don't matter
She got it
And I can't get it
(Mistress) He got it
And I want it
(For Christmas) They got it
And I can't have it
(Mistress) But I want it
It don't matter
(For Christmas) She got it
And I can't get a
Chorus:
Mistress for Christmas
(You know what I'm talking about)
(Mistress for Christmas)
You got to send her down, you got to send her down
(Mistress for Christmas)
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming
down my smoke stack, yeah
I want to ride on your reindeer, honey,
and ring my bells, yeah