Вступление
[Verse 1]
You ask me if I love you, and if my love is true
Well, if I were a rich man, here is what I’d do
I’d buy you a diamond ring, and a new fur coat or two
If my nose was running money, I’d blow it all on you.
[Verse 2]
If my nose was running money, I’d blow it all on you.
I’d buy you a Cadillac, a new Mercedes too
I’d build you a mansion, up on that mountain top
If my nose was running money, but honey, it’s not.
[Verse 3]
If my nose was running money you could have anything you please
Any time you wanted cash all I’d have to do is sneeze
Honey, you’d win the lottery when I’d have the cold or flu
If my nose was running money I’d blow it all on you.
[Verse 4]
It’s a booger of a problem I’ve got
I wish my nose was running money, but it’s not
I’d buy you a diamond ring, and a new fur coat or two
If my nose was running money I’d blow it all on you.
[Verse 5]
If I start out with the sniffles you know what’s coming after
I’d trade my hanky for a money bag, but that might be a disaster
Perpetrators might come after me, and I might get shot
If my nose was running money, but honey, it’s not.