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[Verse]
Some say he's a ninja, rumor has it he's Superman
Hes got the heart of a lion, still he's as gentle as old Peter Pan
All you Hatfields better beware, I heard he's stronger than a Kodiak bear
He's your real deal, he's no decoy, he's still his mama's little pride and joy
[Chorus]
Hey, when I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy
He's the true gun-slinging inspiration to every small town country boy
Have cool friends like Jordan Shipley, have no-named singers singin' songs about me
When I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy
[Verse]
Now Everybody and their dog is doggin' on the little quarterback from Jim Ned
Too short too slow and way too skinny is what the headlines read
So he hit the weights, protein shakes and lord behold, he started to grow
Now he's gettin' sick and tired of people getting fired up for rubbing elbows with Tim Tebow
[Chorus]
Hey, when I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy
He's the true gun-slinging inspiration to every small town country boy
Have cool friends like Jordan Shipley, have no-named singers singin' songs about me
When I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy
[Bridge]
There's a new sheriff in town
Shaking hands and kissing babies
And throwing laser beam touchdowns (spoken - we thought you'd think that was stupid)
[Chorus]
Hey, when I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy
He's the true gun-slinging inspiration to every small town country boy
Have cool friends like Jordan Shipley, have no-named singers singin' songs about me
When I grow up I wanna be just like Colt McCoy