YOURE DOWN ON YOUR LUCK
YOU JUST LOST YOUR TRUCK
YOU CANT AFFORD ANOTHER BEER
G G/f#
YOURE CREDIT CARDS DONT WORK
AND THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS YOURE A JERK
YOURE WONDERING HOW YOU WOUND UP HERE
CHORUS:
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND
IT WOULDA BEEN BETTER TO LET HER KEEP YOU DOWN
G/f#
LIVIN WITH A CRAZY WIFE, BEATS AN EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND
G/f# Em
NOW YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COACH OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE
G G/f#
EATIN COLD PIZZA IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
JUST REMEMBER I TOLD YOU SO
G/f#
SO IF YOURE THINKIN BOUT SAYIN ADIOS
WELL TAKE IT FROM A FOOL WHO KNOWS
SHES GONNA SERVE YOU PAPERS
MAKE YOU PAY THROUGH THE NOSE
G/f#
AND WHEN HER LAWYER GETS THROUGH WITH YOU
YOURE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO MEXICO
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND