[Verse]:
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
I went to Greece to get something to eat
I'm hard to please, I punched the referee
I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
It's hot as deez, it's one hundred degrees
Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean
There was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with-
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Ooh
[Chorus]:
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
[Verse]:
Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Jeez Louise, I'm weak in the knees
I'm joining the circus, I'm going berserk-us
At "7-Eleven" I'm drinking a beverage
I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
I went to Greece to get something to eat
He said, "Shit all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
[Chorus]:
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Stop